I don't always want you to pet me but when I do, I stay just out of arms reach

I don't always want you to pet me but when I do, I stay just out of arms reach - I don't always want you to pet me but when I do, I stay just out of arms reach  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

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I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're wearing all black and about to leave for work

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're wearing all black and about to leave for work

I don't always forget to cover up my fresh poops, but when I do, I make sure it's just before company arrives

I don't always forget to cover up my fresh poops, but when I do, I make sure it's just before company arrives

I don't always walk across your lap but when I do, I make sure to step on your genitals

I don't always walk across your lap but when I do, I make sure to step on your genitals

I don't always go outside. But when I do, I come right back in.

I don't always go outside. But when I do, I come right back in.

I don't always lay down on your chest but when I do, you were just about to roll over

I don't always lay down on your chest but when I do, you were just about to roll over

i don't always come when you call me in fact, i never really do

i don't always come when you call me in fact, i never really do

I don't always run around the house at night But when I do there's a bell attached to my neck

I don't always run around the house at night But when I do there's a bell attached to my neck

i don't always suck my own dick but when i do, it's in the middle of the room and when you have guests

i don't always suck my own dick but when i do, it's in the middle of the room and when you have guests

I don't always want to see you but when I do, It's five minutes before you go back to college

I don't always want to see you but when I do, It's five minutes before you go back to college

i don't always play with yarn but when i do, it's fucking adorable

i don't always play with yarn but when i do, it's fucking adorable
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