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i got 99 problems and they will still be there tomorrow
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Bake for 15 minutes? 90 seconds in microwave should do it
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find cheeto eat it
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use pizza box as ashtray for six months
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hoarder? no, just lazy
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grow a big bushy beard in the summer
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