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there is one true god and three of me
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Have power to save your child from cancer only do it if you beg hard enough and I feel like it
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Order people to kills tens of thousands of others; Demand everyone loves you unconditionally.
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demand that people "forgive and forget" send sinners into eternal hellfire
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"Let there be light" Sun gives you cancer
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all powerful needs a day off
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Jesus loves the little children Extend benefit to constituents
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Create AIDS Forbid condom
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outsources writing of autobiography book makes no sense
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creates vast dangerous world with thousands of predators, and poisonous plants and animals figure it out
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