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no matter what the box says set oven to 420
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Prepare bowl at 4:15 Remember to smoke at 4:45
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If you're thinking "What is something I would normally say to this?" You've already been thinking too long to sound normal
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Mom asks: Why are your eyes so red? laugh like retard
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Gotta have my bowl Gotta have cereal
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Guys! Guys! Guys! GUUUUYS! where the fuck are we?
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Sit at intersection wait for stop sign to turn green
Got that bitch a blunt Bitches love blunts
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she's mad i forgot to pick her up i forgot she existed
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3000 Word essay due tomorrow Procrastinate by getting stoned and writing thousands of words on reddit instead.
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