Sues samsung for screen interaction based unlocking copies android notification bar

Sues samsung for screen interaction based unlocking copies android notification bar  Scumbag Steve Jobs

6 PM: went from being "single" to "in a relationship." 8 PM: went from being "in a relationship" to "single."

6 PM: went from being

I served leftovers for dinner he yelled, "Repost!"

I served leftovers for dinner he yelled,

experience strange new pain in body Thats it, game over

experience strange new pain in body Thats it, game over  Paranoid Parrot

front page is too mainstream I only hang out in the new queue

front page is too mainstream I only hang out in the new queue  Oblivious Hipster

OMG Notch removed Herobrine

OMG Notch removed Herobrine  Slowpoke

Dad, I hate my new school, and our mascot is a stupid, giant fish! Fuck his brains out. Like a boss? I raised you well...

Dad, I hate my new school, and our mascot is a stupid, giant fish! Fuck his brains out. Like a boss? I raised you well...  Stare Dad

Sit on toilet backwards while shitting Use as table to eat bowl of ravioli.

Sit on toilet backwards while shitting Use as table to eat bowl of ravioli.   Foul Bachelor Frog

family member opens present open your's at the same time to avoid being center of attention

family member opens present open your's at the same time to avoid being center of attention  Socially Awkward Penguin

never get texts or calls at least my phone battery lasts a week

never get texts or calls at least my phone battery lasts a week   Forever Alone