Aim to write something inciteful yet clever in friends yearbook H.A.G.S

Aim to write something inciteful yet clever in friends yearbook H.A.G.S  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to flick booger off finger Give up after two tries

Try to flick booger off finger Give up after two tries  Foul Bachelor Frog

He stays up every night playing that stupid game And he's not even gold

He stays up every night
playing that stupid game And he's not even gold  Redditors Wife

Febreeze Air freshener, dry cleaner and deodorant

Febreeze Air freshener, dry cleaner and deodorant  Foul Bachelor Frog

not sure waving or telling me to slow down

not sure waving or telling me to slow down  Futurama Fry

I dont always post on your wall But when i do its because i answered a question about you

I dont always post on your wall But when i do its because i answered a question about you  Annoying Facebook Girl

i asked him if he loved me. he said if there was a zombie apocalypse he would protect me. he then spent 4 hours explaining the various weaponry & shelter he would use if such an incident did occur.

i asked him if he loved me. he said if there was a zombie apocalypse he would protect me. he then spent 4 hours explaining the various weaponry & shelter he would use if such an incident did occur.  Redditors Wife

you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese? i cannot believe you just did that of course i know, it's a whopper

you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese? i cannot believe you just did that of course i know, it's a whopper  Skinhead John

we should take all the ignorant people and educate them instead of look down on them

we should take all the ignorant people and educate them instead of look down on them  Push it somewhere else Patrick

they said "no, you'll blow up a finger." i'll show them what i can blow up

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