works two jobs and goes to college full time doesn't remind you or bitch about it every five seconds.

works two jobs and goes to college full time doesn't remind you or bitch about it every five seconds.   Misc

i accidently ate my whole sandwich before I started my chips

i accidently ate my whole sandwich before I started my chips  First World Problems

not sure if she asked me over to fix her computer to flirt with me or flirted with me so i'd come over to fix her computer

not sure if she asked me over to fix her computer to flirt with me or flirted with me so i'd come over to fix her computer  Futurama Fry

First week of class All professors speak perfect english

First week of class All professors speak perfect english  Success Kid

caught cheating asks for threesome

caught cheating asks for threesome  Scumbag Steve

I don't always look at girls in body paint But when i do, I search vigorously to find thier nipple

I don't always look at girls in body paint But when i do, I search vigorously to find thier nipple  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Leave your car window down? i'll make sure no bugs get in brah.

Leave your car window down? i'll make sure no bugs get in brah.  Misunderstood Spider

Finished a bag of chips and the salsa at the same time

Finished a bag of chips and the salsa at the same time  Success Kid

Wife is pregnant Designated driver for 9 months

Wife is pregnant Designated driver for 9 months  Success Kid

Girl texts me asking "What're you doing this weekend? :)" I reply "Was that meant for me?"

Girl texts me asking