Humorous and charming when talking to girls who are just friends Lacks a single coherent thought when talking to a girl you like

Humorous and charming when talking to girls who are just friends Lacks a single coherent thought when talking to a girl you like  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My air conditioner is too loud to hear my tv

My air conditioner is too loud to hear my tv  First World Problems

Make friends on the first day of class Was in the wrong class.

Make friends on the first day of class Was in the wrong class.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinking is like reading your own mind.

Thinking is like reading your own mind.  10 Guy

notices a girl's whistle and ask if it's a rape whistle. she says yes. asks "does it work?"

notices a girl's whistle and ask if it's a rape whistle. she says yes. asks

When will our professors Give out textbooks?

When will our professors Give out textbooks?  College Freshman

Gets new macbook Only uses facebook and Word

Gets new macbook Only uses facebook and Word  College Freshman

I don't always fart in my office But when i do, it is 2 seconds before someone happens to walk in

I don't always fart in my office But when i do, it is 2 seconds before someone happens to walk in  The Most Interesting Man In The World

"I love college!!!!!" Classes haven't even started

Curiosity is using lasers to destroy the martian landscape We are the alien invaders

Curiosity is using lasers to destroy the martian landscape We are the alien invaders  Sudden Clarity Clarence