Gas is too expensive because I need to buy premium for my new Audi

Gas is too expensive because I need to buy premium for my new Audi  First World Problems

There is more starlight in the daytime than the night time.

There is more starlight in the daytime than the night time.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS TO SINGLE SO I CAN SEE WHICH GIRLS 'LIKE ' IT

CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS TO SINGLE SO I CAN SEE WHICH GIRLS 'LIKE ' IT  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I may look like I am listening, but I am really just waiting for you to stop talking

 I may look like I am listening, but I am really just waiting for you to stop talking  The Inbetweeners

Not sure if i should be happy because i don't have to go to work or upset because i'm not making money

Not sure if i should be happy because i don't have to go to work or upset because i'm not making money   Futurama Fry

Coffee cup is all grimy The new coffee will dissolve that

Coffee cup is all grimy The new coffee will dissolve that  Foul Bachelor Frog

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback  Bad Joke Eel

i don't always find a Tv series i like on netflix But when i do, i watch all 6 seasons in 6 days

i don't always find a Tv series i like on netflix But when i do, i watch all 6 seasons in 6 days  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Someone you love running a few minutes late? Let's imagine how they might have been killed

Someone you love running a few minutes late? Let's imagine how they might have been killed  Scumbag Brain

I don't always go out for mexican but when I do, i spoil my appetite with free tortilla chips

I don't always go out for mexican but when I do, i spoil my appetite with free tortilla chips  The Most Interesting Man In The World