I'll just have a couple fries AAAAND THEY'RE GONE

I'll just have a couple fries AAAAND THEY'RE GONE  aaaand its gone

What kind of burger do you want? Ham

What kind of burger do you want? Ham  10 Guy

what if i told you the bartender is not flirting with you because she wants to fuck you

what if i told you the bartender is not flirting with you because she wants to fuck you  Matrix Morpheus

Jorts good for ventilation. bad for friendships.

Jorts  good for ventilation. bad for friendships.  The Inbetweeners

Pass Victoria's Secret at the mall look the other way so people don't think you're a pervert

Pass Victoria's Secret at the mall look the other way so people don't think you're a pervert  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says he's not gonna eat when everyone orders pizza Doesn't pay and eats more than anyone

Says he's not gonna eat when everyone orders pizza Doesn't pay and eats more than anyone  Scumbag Steve

I'll have you know, I removed my flash drive without safely ejecting it.

I'll have you know, I removed my flash drive  without safely ejecting it.  Tough Spongebob

Sits behind you at the theater Puts his feet on the back of your chair

Sits behind you at the theater Puts his feet on the back of your chair  Scumbag Steve

Hairdresser is ruining haircut "Looks great, thanks"

Hairdresser is ruining haircut

I don't always send a sarcastic text But when i do, it gets completely misinterpreted

I don't always send a sarcastic text But when i do, it gets completely misinterpreted  The Most Interesting Man In The World