One night stand woke up while I was trying to sneak out of her appartment Had sex with her again

One night stand woke up while I was trying to sneak out of her appartment Had sex with her again  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Wallet uncomfortable in back pocket too much money in it

Wallet uncomfortable in back pocket too much money in it  First World Problems

someones shopping cart is blocking the item you wanted to get acts intensely interested in the surrounding items until they move

someones shopping cart is blocking the item you wanted to get acts intensely interested in the surrounding items until they move  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hey, did you hear that noise downstairs? WEll, time to think of all the ways a murderer could be breaking in

Hey, did you hear that noise downstairs? WEll, time to think of all the ways a murderer could be breaking in  Scumbag Brain

Takes super hot chick out to dinner leaves money at home

Takes super hot chick out to dinner leaves money at home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

what IF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE created yolo to kill off all the idiots

what IF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE created yolo to kill off all the idiots  conspiracy keanu

folds bread around knife to wipe off mustard puts it back in the drawer

folds bread around knife to wipe off mustard puts it back in the drawer  Foul Bachelor Frog

Not sure if i look better without glasses, or if i just can't see how ugly I am without them.

Not sure if i look better without glasses, or if i just can't see how ugly I am without them.  Futurama Fry

I don't always feel like I have big boobs But when i do, I'm watching the olympics

I don't always feel like I have big boobs But when i do, I'm watching the olympics  The Most Interesting Man In The World

pokes holes in dads condoms girlfriend gets pregnant

pokes holes in dads condoms girlfriend gets pregnant  Bad Luck Brian