I got stabbed during an argument today. Point Taken.

I got stabbed during an argument today. Point Taken.   Lame Pun Coon

The Name Muppets Comes from the words musical puppet

The Name Muppets Comes from the words musical puppet  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Not sure if Snoop telling the truth Or snoop lion

Not sure if Snoop telling the truth Or snoop lion  Futurama Fry

If two mind readers read eachothers minds Would they just be reading their own mind?

If two mind readers read eachothers minds Would they just be reading their own mind?  Philosoraptor

Hey I know you just closed your garage door but are you absolutely positive?

Hey I know you just closed your garage door but are you absolutely positive?  Scumbag Brain

Sees his lane is ending Stays in the lane as long as possible to get ahead of traffic

Sees his lane is ending Stays in the lane as long as possible to get ahead of traffic  Scumbag Steve

Nobody leaves until this room is spotless It's not the janitor's job to clean up after you

Nobody leaves until this room is spotless It's not the janitor's job to clean up after you  Unhelpful High School Teacher

has first beer at first high school party arrested

has first beer at first high school party arrested  Bad Luck Brian

soda is a soft drink because liquor is a hard drink

soda is a soft drink because liquor is a hard drink  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I don't always talk on the phone But when i do, I pace back and forth like an idiot

I don't always talk on the phone But when i do, I pace back and forth like an idiot  The Most Interesting Man In The World