Girlfriend says "you look cute with stubble" "You too"

Girlfriend says

I'm hungry but I'm afraid to leave my room while the cleaning lady is here.

I'm hungry but I'm afraid to leave my room while the cleaning lady is here.  First World Problems

What if chick-fil-a took a stance on same-sex marriage in order to get free advertising

What if chick-fil-a took a stance on same-sex marriage in order to get free advertising  conspiracy keanu

You posted something on Facebook? Better like and comment just in case you forgot we are dating

You posted something on Facebook? Better like and comment just in case you forgot we are dating  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up

Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up  drunk baby

Not sure if my dog is going deaf Or just deciding to ignore me

Not sure if my dog is going deaf Or just deciding to ignore me  Futurama Fry

A Quesadilla is just a mexican grilled cheese

A Quesadilla is just a mexican grilled cheese  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Friend cancels plans for tonight secretly relieved

Friend cancels plans for tonight secretly relieved  Socially Awkward Penguin

I hope we get married before you die So you can't date anyone in the afterlife

I hope we get married before you die So you can't date anyone in the afterlife  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I have to take out my frozen dinner and stir it halfway through cooking

I have to take out my frozen dinner and stir it halfway through cooking  First World Problems