There's a stapler on my desk, but your homework must be stapled before you come to class

There's a stapler on my desk, but your homework must be stapled before you come to class  Unhelpful High School Teacher

"Windows is checking for a solution to the problem" actually fixes problem

I can't fall asleep while on vacation The Sound of the ocean waves coming through my window are too loud

I can't fall asleep while on vacation The Sound of the ocean waves coming through my window are too loud  First World Problems

Hey man, you're about to go to sleep. Here, let's pretend you're falling.

Hey man, you're about to go to sleep. Here, let's pretend you're falling.   Scumbag Brain

Not sure if i want to root for my country Or i want the north korean players to be spared torture

Not sure if i want to root for my country Or i want the north korean players to be spared torture  Futurama Fry

Takes beautiful woman out on date Runs into ex girlfriend

Takes beautiful woman out on date Runs into ex girlfriend  Success Kid

What do you mean you want to move out? where are we going?

What do you mean you want to move out? where are we going?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Not sure if shaving cream actually does anything Or just tells me what part of my face i haven't shaved yet

Not sure if shaving cream actually does anything Or just tells me what part of my face i haven't shaved yet   Futurama Fry

Lets you know you still need your house keys Half a second after you shut the front door

Lets you know you still need your house keys Half a second after you shut the front door  Scumbag Brain

I dont always brush my tongue. But when i do, I nearly vomit.

I dont always brush my tongue. But when i do, I nearly vomit.  The Most Interesting Man In The World