if only the good die young, does that mean my grandma is evil?

if only the good die young, does that mean my grandma is evil?  Philosoraptor

Get married wife still gives blowjobs

Get married wife still gives blowjobs  Success Kid

Everything I learned in college can now be found for free on wikipedia

Everything I learned in college can now be found for free on wikipedia  Over-Educated Problems

Tells friend an interesting story He's the one who told you about it before

Tells friend an interesting story He's the one who told you about it before  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure if reading my shirt or staring at my breasts

Not sure if reading my shirt or staring at my breasts  Leela Futurama

Has one night stand Tries to sneak out in the morning, door is locked. Can't find key. Can't get out.

Has one night stand Tries to sneak out in the morning, door is locked.  Can't find key.  Can't get out.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY ONLINE GAMES, BUT WHEN I DO I LEARN INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT MY MOTHER'S SOCIAL LIFE.

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY ONLINE GAMES, BUT WHEN I DO I LEARN INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT MY MOTHER'S SOCIAL LIFE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sees awkward moment on tv changes the channel out of empathy

Sees awkward moment on tv changes the channel out of empathy  Socially Awkward Penguin

you fail pregnancy test?! ...i am conflicted.

you fail pregnancy test?! ...i am conflicted.  High Expectations Asian Father

turned on women's beach volleyball they're fully clothed

turned on women's beach volleyball they're fully clothed  First World Problems