ask someone a simple question that launches them into a story slowly inch away and hope they stop talking

ask someone a simple question that launches them into a story  slowly inch away and hope they stop talking  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'm sorry for being so apologetic

I'm sorry for being so apologetic  Socially Awkward Penguin

Willy wonka doesn't let anyone into his factory because he practices slavery and health code violations

Willy wonka doesn't let anyone into his factory because  he practices slavery and health code violations   Sudden Clarity Clarence

"I went to bed at 11 last night" No you didn't i saw you comment on facebook at 12

hangs yesterday's shirt over chair near window dry cleaned

hangs yesterday's shirt over chair near window dry cleaned  Foul Bachelor Frog

I DON'T ALWAYS HANG AROUND SMOKERS BUT WHEN I DO THEIR SMOKE ALWAYS FINDS ITS WAY INTO MY GODDAMN FACE

I DON'T ALWAYS HANG AROUND SMOKERS BUT WHEN I DO THEIR SMOKE ALWAYS FINDS ITS WAY INTO MY GODDAMN FACE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

pulled headphones out of pocket weren't tangled

pulled headphones out of pocket weren't tangled  Success Kid

Never forgets a face Never remembers a name

Never forgets a face Never remembers a name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asked wife where she wants to eat actually named a restaurant

asked wife where she wants to eat actually named a restaurant   Success Kid

"Don't worry about directions, just follow me" Runs a red light