Hey, you don't know me But God told me in a dream that you're going to be my husband

Hey, you don't know me But God told me in a dream that you're going to be my husband  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Boobytrap backwards is partyboob

Boobytrap backwards is partyboob  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Not sure if getting dumber and making more mistakes Or getting smarter and noticing more mistakes

Not sure if getting dumber and making more mistakes Or getting smarter and noticing more mistakes  Futurama Fry

oh, your alarm went off. let's brush your teeth and get dressed in a dream

oh, your alarm went off. let's brush your teeth and get dressed in a dream  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you want to watch history channel? Best I can do is an all day pawn stars marathon

Oh, you want to watch history channel? Best I can do is an all day pawn stars marathon  Pawn Star

Cell phone goes off in the library answers in the library and stays where he is

Cell phone goes off in the library answers in the library and stays where he is  Scumbag Steve

Gets first pubic hair on his pizza

Gets first pubic hair on his pizza  Bad Luck Brian

Mistakenly bought an Ipod touch instead of iphone months ago didn't matter

Mistakenly bought an Ipod touch instead of iphone months ago didn't matter  Forever Alone

I got rid of your super mario brothers game I wasn't comfortable with you chasing that princess around

I got rid of your
super mario brothers game I wasn't comfortable with you chasing that princess around   Overly Attached Girlfriend

i forgot my headphones at home Now I have to work in silence or talk to people

i forgot my headphones at home Now I have to work in silence or talk to people   First World Problems