New $150 Headphones Cuts the cord while opening the package

New $150  Headphones Cuts the cord while opening the package  Bad Luck Brian

If it's called alcoholics anonymous why do you start by telling everybody your name?

If it's called alcoholics anonymous why do you start by telling everybody your name?  Philosoraptor

My call went right to voicemail So I called your mom, dad, and brother to make sure you were ok

My call went right to voicemail So I called your mom, dad, and brother to make sure you were ok  Overly Attached Girlfriend

So I told that dress code enforcer lady The Constitution gives me the right to bare arms

So I told that dress code enforcer lady The Constitution gives me the right to bare arms  Redneck Randal

shoes already tied spend 10 minutes trying to cram onto feet

shoes already tied spend 10 minutes trying to cram onto feet  Foul Bachelor Frog

can't understand someone during a conversation laughs and says "yeah" and hopes it's the correct response for what they said

can't understand someone during a conversation laughs and says

Haven't seen me in a while? I've seen you just fine

Haven't seen me in a while? I've seen you just fine  Horrifying Houseguest

If you Diagnose yourself using webmd You're gonna have Cancer

If you Diagnose yourself using webmd You're gonna have Cancer  Super Cool Ski Instructor

Sells pants to thrift store for a buck forgets there was a $20 in the pocket

Sells pants to thrift store for a buck forgets there was a $20 in the pocket  Bad Luck Brian

Bought $2 pants at thrift store found $20 in pocket

Bought $2 pants at thrift store found $20 in pocket  Success Kid