Hey bro, you nervous for this presentation? Just add these "uhh's" every 2 words and you'll be good

Hey bro, you nervous for this presentation? Just add these

Oh hello, I've taken residence in the fence by your window. As you can see I've killed dozens of flies and gnats No need for the lighter, I can see just fine... what are you.. ARRHHHGHGGGGGGH!!!!

Oh hello, I've taken residence in the fence by your window. As you can see I've killed dozens of flies and gnats No need for the lighter, I can see just fine... what are you.. ARRHHHGHGGGGGGH!!!!  Misunderstood Spider

not sure if job market is awful or just picked the wrong major

not sure if job market is awful or just picked the wrong major  Futurama Fry

Skipped breakfast to make work meeting on time breakfast provided

Skipped breakfast to make work meeting on time breakfast provided  Success Kid

told that jesus loves him in a mexican prison

told that jesus loves him in a mexican prison  Bad Luck Brian

You left your clothes at my house I'm wearing them right now so they'll smell like me

You left your clothes at my house I'm wearing them right now so they'll smell like me  Overly Attached Girlfriend

It's called skipping because each time, you skip a step

It's called skipping because each time, you skip a step  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Ordered a new tablet the accessories arrived two days before the tablet

Ordered a new tablet the accessories arrived two days before the tablet  First World Problems

knocks on wood for luck gets fatal infection from splinter

knocks on wood for luck gets fatal infection from splinter  Bad Luck Brian

not sure if everyone is my pants size or my pants size doesn't exist

not sure if everyone is my pants size or my pants size doesn't exist  Futurama Fry