what if i told you complaining about being fat is less attractive than actually being fat

what if i told you complaining about being fat is less attractive than actually being fat  Matrix Morpheus

Every single student failed the test You obviously didn't study enough

Every single student failed the test You obviously didn't study enough  Scumbag Teacher

Hey, if Cleveland got his own show... why not zoidberg?

Hey, if Cleveland got his own show... why not zoidberg?  Misc

I bought some Velcro yesterday What a rip-off!

I bought some Velcro yesterday What a rip-off!    Bad Joke Eel

Wins An All Expenses Paid Vacation Jurassic Park

Wins An All Expenses Paid Vacation Jurassic Park  Bad Luck Brian

I had something witty to say But the topic was changed before i could say it

I had something witty to say But the topic was changed before i could say it  First World Problems

finds out you have epilepsy flicks the lights on and off really fast

finds out you have epilepsy flicks the lights on and off really fast  Scumbag Steve

Not sure if I hate facebook Or everyone I know

Not sure if I hate facebook Or everyone I know  Futurama Fry

changes his mind about a grocery item returns it to the appropriate shelf

changes his mind about a grocery item returns it to the appropriate shelf  Misc

I don't always carry every grocery bag in one trip But when i do, i feel like the goddamn hulk

I don't always carry every grocery bag in one trip But when i do, i feel like the goddamn hulk  The Most Interesting Man In The World