I don't allow my daughter around those crackers she's allergic to gluten

I don't allow my daughter around those crackers she's allergic to gluten  Successful Black Man

Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib

Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib   drunk baby

the voice mail symbol won't go away but i'm too lazy to check my voicemail

the voice mail symbol won't go away but i'm too lazy to check my voicemail   First World Problems

Not sure if headache from too much coffee Or not enough coffee

Not sure if headache from too much coffee Or not enough coffee  Futurama Fry

pulled over for speeding cop was an old friend from school

pulled over for speeding cop was an old friend from school  Success Kid

Girl compliments you on your appearance only topic of thought for remainder of the day

Girl compliments you on your appearance only topic of thought for remainder of the day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Is short a few cents but the cashier lets him go anyways comes back the next day to pay him back

Is short a few cents but the cashier lets him go anyways comes back the next day to pay him back  Misc

Let my parents use my car They fill up my tank

Let my parents use my car They fill up my tank  Success Kid

Not sure if essay makes sense Or I'm starting to believe my own bullshit

Not sure if essay makes sense Or I'm starting to believe my own bullshit  Futurama Fry

One Does Not Simply sing along to rap songs with your black friends around

One Does Not Simply sing along to rap songs with your black friends around  Boromir