Hey, you know that girl you're trying to forget about? Well here's a long vivid dream about her.

Hey, you know that girl you're trying to forget about? Well here's a long vivid dream about her.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that song you don't like? Let me play it to you over and over again

Hey, you know that song you don't like? Let me play it to you over and over again  Scumbag Brain

eats cookie dough actually gets salmonella

eats cookie dough actually gets salmonella  Bad Luck Brian

I just finished cutting up a pound of assorted cheeses for my dinner party

I just finished cutting up a pound of assorted cheeses for my dinner party  Successful Black Man

pokes holes in friends' condoms Mom gets pregnant

pokes holes in friends' condoms Mom gets pregnant  Bad Luck Brian

50 shades of grey being a bestseller is like a brazzers movie topping the box ofice

50 shades of grey being a bestseller is like a brazzers movie topping the box ofice  Sudden Clarity Clarence

friend asks if you want to grab some lunch they offer to pay

friend asks if you want to grab some lunch they offer to pay  Success Kid

I don't always get my hair cut short but when i do i vastly overuse shampoo the next day

I don't always get my hair cut short but when i do i vastly overuse shampoo the next day  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Smokes in the car Kids in back, windows closed

Smokes in the car Kids in back, windows closed  Scumbag Steve

flashes boyfriend when he walks into room doesn't realize he has friends over

flashes boyfriend when he walks into room doesn't realize he has friends over  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin