If you think your new girlfriend is just being cute when she tells you shes crazy you're gonna have a bad time

If you think your new girlfriend is just being cute when she tells you shes crazy you're gonna have a bad time  Youre gonna have a bad time

Someone stopped to ask me for directions I actually knew the way

Someone stopped to ask me for directions I actually knew the way  Success Kid

7-Eleven is giving out free slurpees today there aren't any 7-elevens in my city

7-Eleven is giving out free slurpees today there aren't any 7-elevens in my city  First World Problems

Uses shopping cart Leaves it in empty parking space

Uses shopping cart Leaves it in empty parking space  Scumbag Steve

yells at his mom for not letting his 18-year old friends drink at their house

yells at his mom for not letting his 18-year old friends drink at their house  Scumbag Steve

listening to music while driving song ends as i reach my destination

listening to music while driving song ends as i reach my destination  Success Kid

Flowers are a plant's reproductive organs And we give them to people when we want to use our reproductive organs

Flowers are a plant's reproductive organs And we give them to people when we want to use our reproductive organs  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Shrek's Prince Farquaad Is a play on fuckwad

Shrek's Prince Farquaad Is a play on fuckwad  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Oh you had grilled chicken and mashed potato's for dinner? please update your facebook telling everyone about it

Oh you had grilled chicken and mashed potato's for dinner? please update your facebook telling everyone about it  Condescending Wonka

trip while walking look back at the ground so it looks like it wasn't my fault

trip while walking look back at the ground so it looks like it wasn't my fault  Socially Awkward Penguin