Not sure if sick or allergies

Not sure if sick or allergies  Futurama Fry

Oh, you stuck it to the man by quitting your job? I bet those principles will really help pay your rent.

Oh, you stuck it to the man by quitting your job? I bet those principles will really help pay your rent.  Condescending Wonka

IF YOU rely on your overly attached girlfriend to take her birth control You're gonna have a dad time

IF YOU rely on your overly attached girlfriend to take her birth control You're gonna have a dad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

We have the same phone but your battery has drained more today? WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TEXTING ALL DAY?

We have the same phone but your battery has drained more today? WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TEXTING ALL DAY?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

if you drive a hummer i immediately assume that you're an asshole

if you drive a hummer i immediately assume that you're an asshole  Confession Bear

Calls in sick to work just for a day off acts sick the rest of the day to lessen guilt

Calls in sick to work just for a day off acts sick the rest of the day to lessen guilt  Socially Awkward Penguin

if you use "irregardless" in an argument I've already assumed I'm correct

if you use

Not sure if girl is extremely beautiful Or just dressed slutty

Not sure if girl is extremely beautiful Or just dressed slutty  Futurama Fry

WHOLE CLASS HAS THEIR HAND UP PICKS THE ONE KID WHO DOESN'T HAVE HIS HAND UP

WHOLE CLASS HAS THEIR HAND UP PICKS THE ONE KID WHO DOESN'T HAVE HIS HAND UP  Unhelpful High School Teacher

how do you organize a party in space you planet

how do you organize a party in space you planet  Lame Pun Coon