Hates being around people Hates being alone

Hates being around people Hates being alone   Scumbag Brain

Previous owners had me house broken I had their necks broken

Previous owners had me house broken I had their necks broken  Insanity puppy

they're adding grammatically incorrect and slanderous captions of me on the internet? get my attorney on the phone at once, mr. pigglesworth

they're adding grammatically incorrect and slanderous captions of me on the internet? get my attorney on the phone at once, mr. pigglesworth  The One Percent Cat

his mother works hard to provide for her family of six he takes lazy ass grandpa joe to the chocolate factory instead

his mother works hard to provide for her family of six he takes lazy ass grandpa joe to the chocolate factory instead  Scumbag Charlie Bucket

walking behind a stranger on the sidewalk slow down so as to not overtake them

walking behind a stranger on the sidewalk slow down so as to not overtake them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds bowl in your room Gives you a lecture on the dangers of tobacco

Finds bowl in your room Gives you a lecture on the dangers of tobacco  Sheltering Suburban Mom

insanity wolf is saying some crazy shit again Great, now everyone thinks i'm going to rape them

insanity wolf is saying some crazy  shit  again Great, now everyone thinks i'm going to rape them  Disapproving Dog

Arrive early to any event wait in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive

Arrive early to any event wait in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive  Socially Awkward Penguin

I used to look at hot girls' pictures on facebook in college Now they're all just baby pictures

 I used to look at hot girls' pictures on facebook in college Now they're all just baby pictures  Sad Frog

motivates you to workout once

motivates you to workout once  Scumbag Brain