Try to act as normal as possible Everyone still thinks you're awkward

Try to act as normal as possible Everyone still thinks you're awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds new users, downvotes everything they submit. They get frustrated and go outside.

Finds new users, downvotes everything they submit. They get frustrated and go outside.  Helpful Tyler Durden

Develops political opinions alienates everyone he knows with condescending facebook rants

Develops political opinions alienates everyone he knows with condescending facebook rants  College Freshman

If that mockingbird don't sing Make him sing

If that mockingbird don't sing Make him sing  Baby Godfather

receives long text message Replies with more than 'ok.'

receives long text message Replies with more than 'ok.'  Good Guy Greg

Lulling you off to sleep, softly slipping off into Oh, phew, glad you weren't actually falling and slamming into the ground. Go back to bed. OH GOD

Lulling you off to sleep, softly slipping off into Oh, phew, glad you weren't actually falling and slamming into the ground. Go back to bed. OH GOD  Scumbag Brain

gonna hit it from the back bunker to the fairway with my sand iron. After that I'll switch to my 9 iron and sink a birdie.

gonna hit it from the back bunker to the fairway with my sand iron.  After that I'll switch to my 9 iron and sink a birdie.  Successful Black Man

You know who you haven't talked to recently bro? Your Ex

You know who you haven't talked to recently bro? Your Ex  Scumbag Alcohol

"I can't explain this stuff without going into more advanced principles beyond the scope of this course" Puts it on the final anyway.

Had some Cap'n Crunch for breakfast The roof of my mouth is still intact

Had some Cap'n Crunch for breakfast The roof of my mouth is still intact  Success Kid