While typing see friend has started typing something delete everything and wait

While typing see friend has started typing something delete everything and wait  Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't always drink beer But I do drink. A lot actually. It's destroying my family

I don't always drink beer But I do drink.  A lot actually.  It's destroying my family  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen to my favorite song, But when i do i listen to it until i can't stand it

I don't always listen to my favorite song, But when i do i listen to it until i can't stand it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Adds you on facebook Adds your sister then deletes you

Adds you on facebook Adds your sister then deletes you  Scumbag Steve

Browsed the front page of the internet for 8hrs. Got paid the entire time

Browsed the front page of the internet for 8hrs. Got paid the entire time  Success Kid

Isn't it interesting... religious behavior is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart?

Isn't it interesting... religious behavior is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart?  Diagnostic House

I want you so badly to fix my boyfriend's computer

I want you so badly to fix my 
boyfriend's computer  Friend Zone Fiona

Not sure if hungry Or going to vomit

Not sure if hungry Or going to vomit  Futurama Fry

allows you to make an ass of yourself through questionable behavior and poor decision-making gives you a headache when you have to deal with the consequences in the morning

allows you to make an ass of yourself through questionable behavior and poor decision-making gives you a headache when you have to deal with the consequences in the morning  Scumbag Alcohol

Receive text from cute girl, "Hey, what's up?" Receive another "Sorry, wrong person."

Receive text from cute girl,