slowly become friends with someone never find out their name

slowly become friends with someone never find out their name  Socially Awkward Penguin

We're sorry your family is dead

We're sorry your family is dead  Bad News Bears

I asked him why he wanted a kid so bad He said he thought he'd be a good troll dad

I asked him why he wanted a kid so bad He said he thought he'd be a good troll dad  Redditors Wife

"Your essay was beautifully written, however, I wished you would have elaborated your arguments." . . . Essay had 500 word limit.

if a deaf person from birth were thinking to himself what language would he speak?

if a deaf person from birth were thinking to himself what language would he speak?  Philosoraptor

invites you over while parents are out of town. watch a movie with her and her 3 brothers.

invites you over while parents are out of town. watch a movie with her and her 3 brothers.  Friend Zone Fiona

Scan crowd for people you know Pretend you don't see them

Scan crowd for people you know Pretend you don't see them  Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't always remember to lock my car doors but when I do, it's when I'm at Wal-mart

I don't always remember to lock my car doors but when I do, it's when I'm at Wal-mart  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Woke up crying Rewarded with pair of tits

Woke up crying Rewarded with pair of tits  Success Kid

Can't find the restroom at a new restaurant sits back down

Can't find the restroom at a new restaurant sits back down  Socially Awkward Penguin