Encourages you to do homework ahead of time teaches you the relevant material the day before it's due

Encourages you to do homework ahead of time teaches you the relevant material the day before it's due  Scumbag Teacher

Chuck E. Cheese? Wingman

Chuck E. Cheese? Wingman  Pedobear

really does have 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

really does have 99 problems and a bitch ain't one  Forever Alone

Need as many clean clothes as possible. Do laundry naked.

Need as many clean clothes as possible.  Do laundry naked.  Foul Bachelor Frog

Dad used Condom But Here I am..

Dad used Condom But Here I am..  Success Kid

I don't always want to gouge my eyes out but when i do, it's after watching an old navy commercial

I don't always want to gouge my eyes out but when i do, it's after watching an old navy commercial  The Most Interesting Man In The World

im going to blow you up some nice balloon animals

im going to blow you up some nice balloon animals   Ordinary Muslim Man

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good... so repent for your sins or suffer by burning in hell for all eternity

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good... so repent for your sins or suffer by burning in hell for all eternity  Advice God

Writes "Happy birthdayy" on your wall Has never said a word to you in person

Writes

Professor says there will be no class next week oh, will we have a substitute teacher?

Professor says there will be no class next week oh, will we have a substitute teacher?  College Freshman