Kilderok

My funny quickmeme collection

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You cannot ever leave this city once you've been to it

  ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY

You stay in that city no matter what

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY

The one time it sucks to be first

WHAT IF EARTH IS THE FIRST PLANET TO DEVELOP LIFE IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT MILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE ALIEN LIFE EXISTS? conspiracy keanu

Flip your perspective

WHAT IF EVERYTHING IS ACTUALLY UPSIDE DOWN AND EVERYTHING GROWS DOWN INSTEAD OF UP? conspiracy keanu

Because it happens

OH, YOU'RE ON VACATION? LET ME MAKE SURE ALL YOUR DREAMS AT NIGHT ARE ABOUT WORK. Scumbag Brain

Bad vibratoins

I USED MY MOTHERS BACK MASSAGER AS A DILDO UNTIL IT OVERHEATED AND BROKE FROM BEING OVERUSED Confession Bear

Nature calls, the carpet answers

WHEN I WAS A KID I HAD TO SHIT REALLY BAD BUT COULDN'T MAKE IT FROM MY BROTHERS ROOM TO THE BATHROOM IN TIME SO I SHAT IN HIS FLOOR AND BLAMED IT ON THE DOG Confession Bear

No bath McGrath

MY RECORD FOR CONSECUTIVE DAYS WITHOUT BATHING IS ONE WHOLE MONTH Confession Bear

Like a tent of rotting fish

I HAVE WORN THE SAME ARTICLE OF UNDERWEAR FOR WELL OVER A WHOLE MONTH BEFORE Confession Bear

All but one bite it is a loophole

IF I WANT TO EAT SOMETHING BUT THERE ISN'T MUCH OF IT LEFT I'LL EAT ALL BUT ONE BITE, SO I CAN'T BE YELLED AT FOR EATING ALL OF IT Confession Bear