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WHAT'D THE WIFE GET FOR MOTHER'S DAY? OVARIAN CANCER Bad Joke Eel
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my head...

WHAT'D THE CANCER PATIENT GET FOR CHRISTMAS? A CHIARI MALFORMATION. Bad Joke Eel
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ain't that some shit

GETS CANCER GAINS WEIGHT Bad Luck Brain
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HOW DID SHE REFRAIN FROM HAVING SEX AFTER A CRYO TREATMENT FOR HER CERVIX? WHIPPLE PROCEDURE BECAUSE THE NEUROENDOCRINE TUMOR GREW BACK. Bad Joke Eel
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What did the ...

HOW WAS HER ANNIVERSARY? PRECANCEROUS CELLS ON HER CERVIX. Bad Joke Eel
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shit happened

WHAT DID THE SAME REDHEADED STEP CHILD GET FOR MOTHER'S DAY? A RUPTURED BLOOD VESSEL AND SEVERE BLOOD LOSS FROM THE TUMOR REMOVAL. Bad Joke Eel
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WHAT DID THE SAME REDHEADED STEPCHILD GET FOR MOTHER'S DAY? A RUPTURED BLOOD VESSEL AND SEVERE BLOOD LOSS? Bad Joke Eel
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What did the redheaded stepchild get for Valentines day?

WHAT DID THE REDHEADED STEPCHILD GET FOR VALENTINES DAY? NEUROENDOCRINE CARCINOMA OF THE DUODENUM. Bad Joke Eel
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I'm a dick, but a courteous one.

I LET OUT A WET ACRID FART AS THE ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS ON MY HOTEL FLOOR. COUPLE COMING DOWN THE HALL ASK ME TO HOLD THE DOOR FOR THEM AND I DO. Confession Bear
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Might have this backwards

FARTS IN ELEVATOR BEFORE LEAVING IT EMPTY. HOLDS DOOR OPEN FOR COUPLE RUNNING TOWARDS IT. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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