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WHAT'D THE WIFE GET FOR MOTHER'S DAY? OVARIAN CANCER Bad Joke Eel

my head...

WHAT'D THE CANCER PATIENT GET FOR CHRISTMAS? A CHIARI MALFORMATION. Bad Joke Eel

ain't that some shit

GETS CANCER GAINS WEIGHT Bad Luck Brain

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HOW DID SHE REFRAIN FROM HAVING SEX AFTER A CRYO TREATMENT FOR HER CERVIX? WHIPPLE PROCEDURE BECAUSE THE NEUROENDOCRINE TUMOR GREW BACK.  Bad Joke Eel

What did the ...

HOW WAS HER ANNIVERSARY? PRECANCEROUS CELLS ON HER CERVIX.  Bad Joke Eel

shit happened

WHAT DID THE SAME REDHEADED STEP CHILD GET FOR MOTHER'S DAY? A RUPTURED BLOOD VESSEL AND SEVERE BLOOD LOSS FROM THE TUMOR REMOVAL. Bad Joke Eel

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WHAT DID THE SAME REDHEADED STEPCHILD GET FOR MOTHER'S DAY? A RUPTURED BLOOD VESSEL AND SEVERE BLOOD LOSS? Bad Joke Eel

What did the redheaded stepchild get for Valentines day?

WHAT DID THE REDHEADED STEPCHILD GET FOR VALENTINES DAY? NEUROENDOCRINE CARCINOMA OF THE DUODENUM. Bad Joke Eel

I'm a dick, but a courteous one.

I LET OUT A WET ACRID FART AS THE ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS ON MY HOTEL FLOOR.  COUPLE COMING DOWN THE HALL ASK ME TO HOLD THE DOOR FOR THEM AND I DO.   Confession Bear

Might have this backwards

FARTS IN ELEVATOR BEFORE LEAVING IT EMPTY. HOLDS DOOR OPEN FOR COUPLE RUNNING TOWARDS IT. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin