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Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.Then For 3000 Kgs=How Much?

TEACHER-IF 1000 KGS= TON. THEN FOR 3000 KGS=HOW MUCH? SANTA- TON!TON!TON! Misc
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A lady sees a board in petrol pump Don"t use Mobile Here,she Picks her Mobile Phone,

A LADY SEES A BOARD IN PETROL PUMP DON
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Salesman:This iPad will cut your workload by 50%.

SALESMAN:THIS IPAD WILL CUT YOUR WORKLOAD BY 50%. THAT IS GREAT, I WILL TAKE TWO OF THEM Misc
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Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.

WIFE: LOOK A THIEF HAS ENTERED OUR KITCHEN AND HE IS EATING THE CAKE I MADE. HUBBY:WHOM SHOULD I CALL NOW, POLICE OR AMBULANCE? Misc
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Definition of Boss

DEFINITION OF BOSS: SOMEONE WHO IS EARLY WHEN YOU ARE LATE AND LATE WHEN YOU ARE EARLY. Misc
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Definition of Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree a woman gains her masters.

DEFINITION OF MARRIAGE: IT'S AN AGREEMENT IN WHICH A MAN LOSES HIS BACHELOR DEGREE AND A WOMAN GAINS HER MASTERS. Misc
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All men are not fools, there are still some bachelors.

ALL MEN ARE NOT FOOLS, THERE ARE STILL SOME BACHELORS. Misc
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Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?

DOCTOR, WHAT DOES THE X-RAY OF MY HEAD SHOW? DOCTOR: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Misc
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The Other Guests Are Wearing Suits Also.

DRESS CODE FOR A PARTY IS “BLACK TIES ONLY HE GOES FOR THE PARTY AND HE IS SURPRISED TO SEE THAT THE OTHER GUESTS ARE WEARING SUITS ALSO. Misc
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Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you.

WIFE: IF YOU KEEP LOSING YOUR HAIR AT THIS SPEED, I SHALL DIVORCE YOU. HUSBAND: OH MY GOD! AND I WAS STUPID ENOUGH TRYING TO SAVE THEM! Misc
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