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My funny quickmeme collection

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cussing dinosaur

CUSSING IS SEEN AS IMMATURE... YET ITS CALLED

no sex

NO SEX UNTIL YOU MARRY YOU GET PREGNANT I KILL YOU UNTIL YOU DIE. High Expectations Asian Father

frog man

NO CLEAN DISHES PYREX MEASURING CUP OF CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST Foul Bachelor Frog

lazy bitch

MY HUSBAND BOUGHT ME A TREADMILL.... BUT ALL I DO IS HANG THINGS OFF IT First World Problems

pazy bitch

MY DVR IS FULL... AND I MISSED AN EPISODE OF A SHOW THAT ENDED 20 YEARS AGO First World Problems

toilet love

IF I CLOGGED ONE OF MY TOILETS WITH DUMP WOULD IT CLOG MY OTHER ONE AS WELL?? Philosoraptor

coke

I COULD HAVE SWORE.... I LEFT MY CRACK COCAINE IN MY ROOM ON MY DRESS IN THAT LITTLE TIN BOX THAT SAYS CRACK COCAINE. WHO COULD HAVE TAKEN IT?! COULDNT HAVE BEEN MY COKE ADDICTED FRIEND THAT WAS JUST HERE. Philosoraptor

whoring around

I THOUGHT FOR SURE.... THAT LAST GUY DIDNT HAVE ANY STD'S First World Problems

toilet love

I CLOGGED MY TOILET WHILE TAKING A DUMP NOW I HAVE TO WALK HALF WAY ACCROSS THE HOUSE UNDERWEAR AROUND MY KNEES TO FINISH IN MY OTHER TOILET.  First World Problems

god damn it.

MY SON SHIT ON THE FLOOR AGAIN AND IT STINKS BUT IM TOO LAZY TO PICK IT UP First World Problems