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pickup pete

IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET... I'D PUT 'U' AND 'I' TOGETHER! Pickup Line Scientist
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SCUMBAG ART TEACHER

'CARTOONS ARE NOT PROPER ART!' BEEN TRYING UNSUCCESSFULLY TO SELL HER SHIT WATERCOLOURS AT CRAFT FAIRS AND CAR BOOT SALES FOR TEN YEARS Scumbag Teacher
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dumbass mildred

THREATENS SOMEONE WITH A PASTING, THEY RESPOND 'COME ON THEN, OUTSIDE, NOW!' HIS RESPONSES - 'DON'T WANT TO / DON'T FEEL LIKE IT / YOU AIN'T WURF IT
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party hearty

GETS INVITED TO A PARTY, EVERYONE CHIPS IN A QUID SO HE CAN BUY THE BEER ARRIVES WITH A FOUR PACK OF CARLSBERG AND CLAIMS 'GOT MUGGED OUTSIDE THE OFF LICENCE, LIKE
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MILDRED SCUMBAG

WALKS IN ON ME WATCHING AN ABBA VIDEO AND MOANS 'UH, ABBA ARE FOR POOFTERS!' 1978, JESUS ISLAND, HEARTBREAK RIDGE, SCUM, PORKY'S... YOU KNOW THE REST. Misc
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MILDRED SCUMBAG

STEALS SOMETHING FROM A CHARITY SHOP AND GETS CALLED OUT FOR IT
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MILDRED BRADY

SEES A PICTURE OF A HAGGARD IAN BRADY IN THE PAPER WITH A TUBE UP HIS HOOTER FORCE-FEEDING HIM SLOPS, BITCHING ABOUT HOW UNFAIR IT IS THAT THE STATE ARE KEEPING HIM ALIVE
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MILDRED THE SCUMBAG

TRIES TO WATCH A 3D FILM WITHOUT THE SPECIAL GLASSES ON A BLACK AND WHITE TELEVISION Misc
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GOOD DOG GREG

MEETS MILDRED FOR THE FIRST TIME SEES THE GOOD IN HIM Good Dog Greg
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Mildred Blyton

HAS A PROBLEM WITH THE BAD LANGUAGE ON DEREK AND CLIVE ALBUMS LAUGHS LIKE A DEMENTED WARTHOG AT ROY CHUBBY BROWN VIDEOS Misc
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