Sees thousands of people rioting scares them away

Sees thousands of people rioting scares them away  Good Guy Greg

I don't always upvote But when I do, it's things already on the first page

I don't always upvote But when I do, it's things already on the first page  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Finishes toilet paper roll Leaves it there

Finishes toilet paper roll Leaves it there  Scumbag Steve

learns of foul bachelor frog envious

learns of foul bachelor frog envious  Repressed Suburban Father

discourages imaginary friends forces you to go to church on sunday

discourages imaginary friends forces you to go to church on sunday  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Go to McDonalds Order a Whopper

Go to McDonalds Order a Whopper  Stoner Dog

there is no comfort in knowing that there are plenty of fish in the sea because until i catch one, i'm left holding my rod

there is no comfort in knowing that there are plenty of fish in the sea because until i catch one, 
i'm left holding my rod  Sad Keanu

"Can I just get a cup for water?" Fills it with soda

not sure if actually mad about dumb preorder bonuses or just karma whoring

not sure if actually mad about dumb preorder bonuses or just karma whoring  Futurama Fry

thou shalt not kill murders first-born babies of entire country

thou shalt not kill murders first-born babies of entire country  Advice God