Sad Keanu

egg salad? weird. when I eat this I usually have to... Shit

egg salad?  weird. when I eat this I usually have to...
 Shit  Sad Keanu

I love chocolate chip cookies oatmeal raisin...

I love chocolate chip cookies oatmeal raisin...  Sad Keanu

i love hot pockets ice cold in the middle

i love hot pockets ice cold in the middle  Sad Keanu

I have no one... to offer my seat too

I have no one... to offer my seat too  Sad Keanu

This would be so much better... If I had my favorite shirt.

This would be so much better... If I had my favorite shirt.  Sad Keanu

fuck yeah, pop-tarts unfrosted

fuck yeah, pop-tarts unfrosted  Sad Keanu

all this time i could have been breathing in space escape little bird escape

all this time i could have been breathing in space escape little bird escape  Sad Keanu

subtly glance to the side to see if someone's sitting there still my trash bags

subtly glance to the side to see if someone's sitting there still my trash bags  Sad Keanu

What just landed on my sandwich? That bird pooped on it.

What just landed on my sandwich? That bird pooped
on it.  Sad Keanu

Chocolate Chip? Raisins

Chocolate Chip? Raisins  Sad Keanu