Paranoid Parrot

Can't leave facebook open and have porn open at the same time They'll know

Can't leave facebook open and have porn open at the same time They'll know  Paranoid Parrot

Just saved a document in word better save it at least 3 more times

Just saved a document in word better save it at least 3 more times  Paranoid Parrot

Game Auto-Saves Better save it manually just to be sure

Game Auto-Saves Better save it manually just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Effective 99.9% of the time? I don't like those odds

Effective 99.9% of the time? I don't like those odds  Paranoid Parrot

no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working

no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working  Paranoid Parrot

pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection

pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection  Paranoid Parrot

Can't remember how to spell a word change up sentence so don't need it

Can't remember how to spell a word change up sentence so don't need it  Paranoid Parrot

made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished

made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished  Paranoid Parrot

copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case

copies url to send to friend  Check url in own browser just in case   Paranoid Parrot

My post hasn't received an upvote after two minutes Better delete it, clearly they think I'm a failure

My post hasn't received an upvote after two minutes  Better delete it, clearly they think I'm a failure  Paranoid Parrot