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I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT

I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT  Pickup-Line Panda

I may not be the best looking guy here But im the only one talking to you

I may not be the best looking guy here But im the only one talking to you  Pickup-Line Panda

GIRL, YOU SHOULD SELL HOTDOGS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WEINER STAND

GIRL, YOU SHOULD SELL HOTDOGS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WEINER STAND  Pickup-Line Panda

do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your pussy

do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your pussy  Pickup-Line Panda

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women  Pickup-Line Panda

"Would you like to dance?" "with you? no" no, no, I don't think you heard me I said "you look fat in those pants"

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your butt

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your butt  Pickup-Line Panda

i'm not too picky, I ask for only one thing in a woman my penis

i'm not too picky, I ask for only one thing in a woman my penis  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

roses are red 
violets are blue i suck at poetry
show me your tits  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile disfunction

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile disfunction  Pickup-Line Panda
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