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I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT

I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT  Pickup-Line Panda

I may not be the best looking guy here But im the only one talking to you

I may not be the best looking guy here But im the only one talking to you  Pickup-Line Panda

want to come over to my place and watch porn on my 60" flat screen mirror?

want to come over to my place and watch porn on my 60

GIRL, YOU SHOULD SELL HOTDOGS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WEINER STAND

GIRL, YOU SHOULD SELL HOTDOGS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WEINER STAND  Pickup-Line Panda

do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your pussy

do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your pussy  Pickup-Line Panda

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women  Pickup-Line Panda

"Would you like to dance?" "with you? no" no, no, I don't think you heard me I said "you look fat in those pants"

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your butt

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your butt  Pickup-Line Panda

i'm not too picky, I ask for only one thing in a woman my penis

i'm not too picky, I ask for only one thing in a woman my penis  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

roses are red 
violets are blue i suck at poetry
show me your tits  Pickup-Line Panda