"Would you like to dance?" "with you? no" no, no, I don't think you heard me I said "you look fat in those pants"

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I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT

I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT

I may not be the best looking guy here But im the only one talking to you

I may not be the best looking guy here But im the only one talking to you

GIRL, YOU SHOULD SELL HOTDOGS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WEINER STAND

GIRL, YOU SHOULD SELL HOTDOGS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WEINER STAND

do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your pussy

do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your pussy

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women

"Would you like to dance?" "with you? no" no, no, I don't think you heard me I said "you look fat in those pants"

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your butt

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your butt

i'm not too picky, I ask for only one thing in a woman my penis

i'm not too picky, I ask for only one thing in a woman my penis

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

roses are red 
violets are blue i suck at poetry
show me your tits

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile disfunction

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile disfunction
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