Oblivious Suburban Mom

I am so proud of my son for respecting underage drinking laws whenever he goes to a party he just brings a waterbottle

I am so proud of my son for respecting underage drinking laws whenever he goes to a party he just brings a waterbottle  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my daughter and her boyfriend lock the bedroom door so they can study without being interrupted

my daughter and her boyfriend lock the bedroom door so they can study without being interrupted  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son loves his sister they wrestle all the time

My son loves his sister they wrestle all the time  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my daughter is so popular i hear her phone buzzing all night long

my daughter is so popular i hear her phone buzzing all night long  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son loves helping me with the laundry He washes all of his own socks

My son loves helping me with the laundry He washes all of his own socks  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Wears bikini while washing the minivan tells son's friends how nice they are to help

Wears bikini while washing the minivan tells son's friends how nice they are to help  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son always deletes the internet history he says it makes the computer faster

My son always deletes the internet history he says it makes the computer faster  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son loves helping me with the laundry He washes all of his own socks

My son loves helping me with the laundry He washes all of his own socks  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son uses incognito mode so he can buy people presents

my son uses incognito mode so he can buy people presents  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Will you teabag me?

 Will you teabag me?  Oblivious Suburban Mom