Hipster jesus

Was inside of Mary Before Joseph

Was inside of Mary Before Joseph  Hipster jesus

Jewish? No i'm Christian You've probably never heard of it.

Jewish? No i'm Christian You've probably never heard of it.  Hipster jesus

Into body piercings before they were cool

Into body piercings before they were cool  Hipster jesus

Had Two Dads Before NPH's kids

Had Two Dads Before NPH's kids  Hipster jesus

No, it's pronounced Jesus, not jesus, jesus

No, it's pronounced Jesus, not jesus, jesus  Hipster jesus

Turns water into Pabst Blue Ribbon

Turns water into Pabst Blue Ribbon  Hipster jesus

Dead? I was just underground for a while.

Dead? I was just underground for a while.  Hipster jesus

was a zombie before it was cool

was a zombie before it was cool  Hipster jesus

Hating your enemies?? too mainstream!

Hating your enemies?? too mainstream!  Hipster jesus

Liked Nine Inch Nails before they were cool

Liked Nine Inch Nails before they were cool  Hipster jesus