willpower can overcome anything unless you're talking about constipation

willpower can overcome anything unless you're talking about constipation  Inception

takes dorothy mantooth out to nice seafood dinner calls her again

takes dorothy mantooth out to nice seafood dinner calls her again  Good Guy Greg

"Edit: Wow, I'm amazed at all the positive responses this is getting" Well here is something to bring you back to earth

Bake for 15 minutes? 90 seconds in microwave should do it

Bake for 15 minutes? 90 seconds in microwave should do it  Foul Bachelor Frog

If you have a thresome your average number of partners per act of intercourse is forever > 1

If you have a thresome your average number of partners per act of intercourse is forever > 1  Philosoraptor

You lost how much weight?? not enough

You lost how much weight?? not enough  Downvoting Roman

Back in my day, A Dime bag cost a dime, and Condoms? We didn't use them

Back in my day, A Dime bag cost a dime, and Condoms? We didn't use them   Pissed old guy

i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars

i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars  Neil deGrasse Tyson

not sure if I'm good guy greg or scumbag steve

not sure if I'm good guy greg or scumbag steve  Futurama Fry

Did you hear about the boycott? MW2 won't have dedicated servers!

Did you hear about the boycott? MW2 won't have dedicated servers!  Slowpoke