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willpower can overcome anything unless you're talking about constipation

willpower can overcome anything unless you're talking about constipation Inception
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takes dorothy mantooth out to nice seafood dinner calls her again

takes dorothy mantooth out to nice seafood dinner calls her again Good Guy Greg
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"Edit: Wow, I'm amazed at all the positive responses this is getting" Well here is something to bring you back to earth
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Bake for 15 minutes? 90 seconds in microwave should do it

Bake for 15 minutes? 90 seconds in microwave should do it Foul Bachelor Frog
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If you have a thresome your average number of partners per act of intercourse is forever > 1

If you have a thresome your average number of partners per act of intercourse is forever > 1 Philosoraptor
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You lost how much weight?? not enough

You lost how much weight?? not enough Downvoting Roman
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Back in my day, A Dime bag cost a dime, and Condoms? We didn't use them

Back in my day, A Dime bag cost a dime, and Condoms? We didn't use them Pissed old guy
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i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars

i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars Neil deGrasse Tyson
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not sure if I'm good guy greg or scumbag steve

not sure if I'm good guy greg or scumbag steve Futurama Fry
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Did you hear about the boycott? MW2 won't have dedicated servers!

Did you hear about the boycott? MW2 won't have dedicated servers! Slowpoke
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