i told him i if he didn't get off reddit i was leaving with the kids he said "Challenge Accepted"

i told him i if he didn't get off reddit i was leaving with the kids he said

diarrhea is hereditary it runs in your jeans!

diarrhea is hereditary it runs in your jeans!  Lame Pun Coon

cleans self lost 2 lbs.

cleans self lost 2 lbs.  Foul Bachelor Frog

Someone misheard your question listen to the answer and thank them when they're done

Someone misheard your question listen to the answer and thank them when they're done  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wife goes out of town true self emerges

Wife goes out of town true self emerges  Foul Bachelor Frog

has severe allergy to deodorant has no idea

has severe allergy to deodorant has no idea  Foul Bachelor Frog

Sees you playing a game online Tells you to pause it

Sees you playing a game online Tells you to pause it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Promises to tell all his friends about the great service Has no friends, posts to reddit instead

Promises to tell all his friends about the great service Has no friends, 
posts to reddit instead  Forever Alone

not sure if fox news or just the onion

not sure if fox news or just the onion  Futurama Fry

AT A ZZ TOP CONCERT "play freebird!"

AT A ZZ TOP CONCERT