Forever Alone

Not as forever alone with a pet...

LEAVE THE HOUSE JUST SO MY DOG WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE ME Forever Alone

Asked to be the 6th groomsman in friend's wedding There are 5 bridesmaids

Asked to be the 6th groomsman in friend's wedding There are 5 bridesmaids  Forever Alone

Forgot to put phone on silent at the movie theater Didn't matter

Forgot to put phone on silent at the movie theater Didn't matter  Forever Alone

Last time i got some ass my fingers went through the toilet paper

Last time i got some ass my fingers went through the toilet paper  Forever Alone

I paid off all my debts Now no one calls me

I paid off all my debts Now no one calls me  Forever Alone

wins a trip for two to hawaii goes twice

wins a trip for two to hawaii goes twice  Forever Alone

received one text all day: Walgreen's reminder to refill anti-depressants

received one text all day: Walgreen's reminder to refill anti-depressants  Forever Alone

flipping a coin my best chances of getting head

flipping a coin my best chances of getting head  Forever Alone

Commits crime still not wanted

Commits crime still not wanted  Forever Alone

finally receives a text "Your verizon bill is now available"

finally receives a text