i asked him to make me waffles for breakfast he handed me a plate of carrots

i asked him to make me waffles for breakfast he handed me a plate of carrots  Redditors Wife

I don't always comment on your facebook status but when i do, no one else wants to afterwards

I don't always comment on your facebook status but when i do, no one else wants to afterwards  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Favorite quote is by Marilyn monroe has never seen a movie made before 1990

Favorite quote is by Marilyn monroe has never seen a movie made before 1990  Annoying Facebook Girl

if you can dodge a hundred bottle rockets... you can dodge a ball

if you can dodge a hundred bottle rockets... you can dodge a ball  Crazy Fireworks Nerd

gonna stick these in a cow cook it from the inside out

gonna stick these in a cow cook it from the inside out  Crazy Fireworks Nerd

not sure if cop or just taxi

not sure if cop or just taxi  Futurama Fry

Did you hear? I discovered a new use for Polyjuice potion Oh yeah? What's that then? Lubricant.

Did you hear? I discovered a new use for Polyjuice potion Oh yeah? What's that then? Lubricant.  Horny Harry

Tags a picture of you Turns out its a kitten

Tags a picture of you Turns out its a kitten  Annoying Facebook Girl

Not sure if friendly Or cheesing me

Not sure if friendly Or cheesing me  Futurama Fry

we should take all the ugly people and hook them up with blind people

we should take all the ugly people and hook them up with blind people  Push it somewhere else Patrick