Hey guys i lost my phone send me your numbers again plzzzzz

Hey guys i lost my phone send me your numbers again plzzzzz  Annoying Facebook Girl

Some people say they should stop making pennies. If you ask me, that doesn't make any cents

Some people say they should stop making pennies. If you ask me, that doesn't make any cents  Lame Pun Coon

Keep chat offline to avoid them Posts inane bullshit to your wall anyway

Keep chat offline to avoid them Posts inane bullshit to your wall anyway  Annoying Facebook Girl

Run out of soap in the shower Pour water into soap bottle... Infinite soap

Run out of soap in the shower Pour water into soap bottle... Infinite soap  Foul Bachelor Frog

Back in my day we wrote "haha" not "LOL"

Back in my day we wrote

Back in my day we fought for freedom, not oil

Back in my day we fought for freedom, not oil  Pissed old guy

has 99 problems a bitch ain't one

has 99 problems a bitch ain't one  Forever Alone

spent hours making him dinner he globbed Sriracha sauce all over it while grunting "om nom nom"

spent hours making him dinner he globbed Sriracha sauce all over it while grunting

Describes themselves as not religious But "spiritual"

Describes themselves as not religious But

Shopping with mom see cool kids from school

Shopping with mom see cool kids from school  Socially Awkward Penguin