Promises 72 virgins after death. Sends you to eternal Dungeons & Dragons tournament.

Promises 72 virgins after death.  Sends you to eternal Dungeons & Dragons tournament.  Scumbag Advice God

78 other people applied for the same job as me? i feel sorry for them

78 other people applied for the same job as me? i feel sorry for them  Courage Wolf

Rapture Doesn't happen doesn't make fun of those who thought it would.

Rapture Doesn't happen doesn't make fun of those who thought it would.   Good Guy Greg

if you lick your fingers and wet it a little, it'll slide right in see? threading a needle is easy! Now, let's sew on that patch!

if you lick your fingers and wet it a little, it'll slide right in see? threading a needle is easy! Now, let's sew on that patch!  Harmless Scout Leader

Still waters run deep? Oxymoronic: Still waters don't run at all, now do they?

Still waters run deep? Oxymoronic:  Still waters don't run at all, now do they?  Schrute

There is no rapture Tomorrow is Saturday And Sunday comes afterwards

There is no rapture Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards   Rebecca Black

Takes getting laid advice from socially awesome penguin goes to prison

Takes getting laid advice from socially awesome penguin goes to prison  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not impressed with Good guy greg one time i brought a six of Dr. pepper to a lan party

Not impressed with Good guy greg one time i brought a six of Dr. pepper to a lan party  Butthurt Dweller

obsessively writes SSM memes lives in suburb with mother

obsessively writes SSM memes lives in suburb with mother  Butthurt Dweller

SHOTGUN WEDDING A CASE OF WIFE OR DEATH

SHOTGUN WEDDING
 A CASE OF WIFE OR DEATH  Lame Pun Coon