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Scumbag Advice God

Does nothing about imprisoned teenage girls for 10 years takes all the praise when they are rescued

Does nothing about imprisoned teenage girls for 10 years takes all the praise when they are rescued Scumbag Advice God
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Kills thousands of Egyptians to free his chosen people from the horrors of slavery Later Gives instructions to his chosen people allowing them to own slaves

Kills thousands of Egyptians to free his chosen people from the horrors of slavery Later Gives instructions to his chosen people allowing them to own slaves Scumbag Advice God
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Hears prayers about sending aid to Africa Gives them plenty of aids

Hears prayers about sending aid to Africa Gives them plenty of aids Scumbag Advice God
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makes pride one of the seven deadly sins sends you to hell if you don't worship him

makes pride one of the seven deadly sins sends you to hell if you don't worship him Scumbag Advice God
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Destroys a sinful world in a huge flood then allows an identical world to develop after the flood

Destroys a sinful world in a huge flood then allows an identical world to develop after the flood Scumbag Advice God
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you have free will, worship me or burn in hell also i predetermine whether or not you worship me, so fuck you

you have free will, worship me or burn in hell also i predetermine whether or not you worship me, so fuck you Scumbag Advice God
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disobeyed by 2 people blames everyone who will ever exist

disobeyed by 2 people blames everyone who will ever exist Scumbag Advice God
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Creates people who don't believe in him gets angry at people who don't believe in him

Creates people who don't believe in him gets angry at people who don't believe in him Scumbag Advice God
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Blesses you with the gift of free will strongly encourages you not to use it

Blesses you with the gift of free will strongly encourages you not to use it Scumbag Advice God
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"you shall not commit adultery" Knocks up another guy's wife
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