Scumbag Advice God

Forgets to fuse tectonic plates together takes credit for saving people from earthquake

Forgets to fuse tectonic plates together takes credit for saving people from earthquake  Scumbag Advice God

Promises 72 virgins after death. Sends you to eternal Dungeons & Dragons tournament.

Promises 72 virgins after death.  Sends you to eternal Dungeons & Dragons tournament.  Scumbag Advice God

Hates Heathen Northern Liberals Sends Natural Disasters to Southern Conservatives

Hates Heathen Northern Liberals Sends Natural Disasters to Southern Conservatives  Scumbag Advice God

I love you obey me or I'll torture you forever

I love you obey me or I'll torture you forever  Scumbag Advice God

I JUST KILLED YOUR WIFE AND KIDS IN A CAR ACCIDENT... CAUZ I GOT BIG PLANS FOR YA BRA.

I JUST KILLED YOUR WIFE AND KIDS IN A CAR ACCIDENT... CAUZ I GOT BIG PLANS FOR YA BRA.    Scumbag Advice God

Mary? Lol, brah I wrecked that chick

Mary? Lol, brah I wrecked that chick  Scumbag Advice God

You can talk, bro...

IS ALMIGHTY AND IMMORTAL DEMANDS YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK Scumbag Advice God

Yesss..

MATH 1 WOW ALREADY HAS MY GRADE IN THE NAME  Scumbag Advice God

THAT LOOK I GIVE

 WHEN A FRIENDS EX (WHO SHE RATED 5/100 FOR PERORMANCE )STARTS BRAGGING ABOUT HIS MANHOOD Scumbag Advice God

sexo pre matrimonio prohibe embaraza

PROHIBE EL SEXO PRE-MATRIMONIAL EMBARAZA A UNA JOVENCITA SOLTERA Scumbag Advice God